Wimbleton Kills Pooping Pigeons
June 25, 2008
You don’t even have to read the rest of the story to know that Peta people were already on the phone and prepared to condemn the killing.
Apparently, a couple of trained hawks were not enough to keep away some dive~bombing pooping pigeons that were disrupting play on center court so Wimbledon execs called in some snipers and took them out.
The primary reason given for this drastic approach was that pigeon droppings on the restaurant were a health hazard to patrons. PETA called the act cruel and illegal behavior.
I’m still trying to figure out how they shot the pigeons without shooting any people. It’s a good thing they didn’t call Dick Cheney. That would have been a real free-for-all!
I still have not found out if the restaurant is serving the pigeons that were shot.
Heaven forbid that the Wimbledon games be interupted by some poop flushing, bird diving pigeons!
I think they could have feed them and kept them out of the air…but hey…what do I know…could have just created more pigeon poop!
~The Baby Boomer Queen~
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