Joke-Shooting The Wrong Bear
Shooting the Wrong Bear A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger. A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to [...]
A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict
***COOL COMPUTER CAT*** OK…So, your friends tell you that you are a web addict. Doesn’t everyone fall asleep with their mouse in their hand? Doesn’t everyone have bread crumbs in their keyboard? Here is “A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict.” If you need a Web Addiction Sponsor…I am here for you… The [...]
Very Funny Lawyer and Pope Joke-A Lawyer and The Pope Go To Heaven
A Penthouse in Heaven The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment.
Blonde Joke-A Blonde Goes For A Ride On A Horse
A Blonde’s First Horse Ride Is A Ride Of A Lifetime… There once was a blonde who decided to ride a horse. She mounts the horse with great effort. But finally gets up on the horse. All was going good until the horse began to speed up.
Joke-A Preist And A Nun Went To A Hotel
Priest and Nun at a Hotel A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
The Perfect Woman
The Perfect Daughter-In-Law A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see [...]
Joke-Forest Gump and Saint Peter
Forest Gump and St. Peter When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we [...]
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