Funny Joke-What Does the Medical Field Think About the Bail Out

November 15, 2008

What does the Medical field think about the bail out?
Here are a few clips…

Allergists voted to scratch it
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve

Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’
Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
Radiologists could see right through it

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Podiatrists though t it was a step forward

Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say, “No”.
Oncologists confirmed that due to the advanced stage, it would spread to other parts of the economy

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a$$holes in Washington.
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