Blonde Joke-A Blonde Goes For A Ride On A Horse

September 10, 2008

A Blonde’s First Horse Ride Is A Ride Of A Lifetime…

There once was a blonde who decided to ride a horse.
She mounts the horse with great effort.
But finally gets up on the horse.

All was going good until the horse began to speed up.
She tried to grab on to it’s mane, but couldn’t.
She tried to throw her arms around it’s neck, but couldn’t.

She was throw off…but catches the horse by it’s tail.
After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse.

Only to be bucked of again.
This time falling off the side.
Getting her foot caught in the stirrup.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its riders situation.

She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves.
Her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground.

She is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death…

At last, the horse comes to a complete stop.

When Charlie…the manager of the K~Mart store came out and pulls the electric cord out of the wall. Shutting the darn machine off.
Reaches into his pocket and gives her back the price of the ride, a quarter.

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