Very Funny Political Jokes-Mitt Romney’s Chauffeur

Mitt Romney was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo looking for voters, when suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road. The limo hits it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Mitt Romney says to the chauffeur: “You get out and check the animal, you were driving.” The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports to Romney, that the animal is dead.

“You are responsible, you were driving, go and tell the farmer,” says Romney.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face. “My god, where have you been? What happened to you?” asks Romney.

The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife made me a the best home cooked meal, and then the farmers daughter made mad passionate love to me.”

“Why? What on earth did you say to them?”asks Romney.

“I knocked on the door, and when it was answered — I said to them — I’m Mitt Romney’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass”.

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