Marriage Is Like A 57 Chevy For Men

Marriage Is Like A 57 Chevy For Men. You love that car. When it works, it is wonderful, but when it is in the shop it is very irritating, and you miss that old car.

Most men can not imagine living without either. But when there’s a snag in a happy marriage (which most people have at one point or another), it is crazy, because you know how good it can be.

So, for those moments or times when your marriage is not so wonderful, here is a list to remind you why to stick it out.

1. Known fact, you will live longer. Marriage reduces a man’s risk of an early death by as much as 30 percent, and it can reduce women’s early death by 20 percent (not fair guys!).

Why? For both sexes, marriage usually reduces wild-and-crazy behavior (unless you are a rock star, movie star or famous golfer (guess who…).

2. Because if you are not divorced, you will not gain a lot of post-divorce pounds and inches on the waist line.

This is a big issue for men. Divorce can wreak havoc on your weight for most men. For some men, this extra weight can trigger some health issues they would not have had to deal with if they were married.

3. Because you will enjoy life a lot more. You will find that you will have lower blood pressure and overall…your health will be better, with less issues.

If you are wondering “why is being happily married so healthy?”
a.) Most couples encourage each other to see a physician when they should.
b.) Couples give each other emotional support through all times, bad and good, which will help your bodies run smoother.

4. Because even if you do not exercise, you can do some of your best exercise in bed.

Just 25 minutes of sex … don’t forget at least 10 minutes of foreplay, 15 minutes for the main event … burns 88 calories if you’re a 150-pound woman, and 106 calories for a 180-pound guy (once again…still not fair guys).

That is the same as doing a light workout on some rowing equipment, or on a stationary bike. Plus, it is a whole not more fun!

Now get this…catching the BIG-O, gets your heart pounding as much as bounding up a tall flight of stairs.

Yes sirreeeee…Marriage Is Like A 57 Chevy For Men, just don’t forget to take her out to dinner and show her off, and show how good you have kept her all these years…and don’t lick the tires!