Baby Boomer Breakfast-Baby Boomer Jokes
Baby Boomer Breakfast
Two Baby Boomers went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Baby Boomers’ Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
“Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.”
“Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.
“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?” The wife asked incredulously. “I’ll take the special.”
“How do you want your eggs?”
“Raw and in the shell,” the wife replied. She took the two eggs home, to bake a cake with later.
Moral: DON’T MESS WITH BABY BOOMERS!
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