Actual Signs You’re A Baby Boomer

Actual Signs You’re A Baby Boomer

– You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

– 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

– You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

– You watch the Weather Channel.

– Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

– You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

– Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

– You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

– You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

– Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

– Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

– You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

– Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.

– A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

– You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

– 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

– You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

– You read this entire list, looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you, but, can’t find one to save your life.

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