Actual Signs You’re A Baby Boomer
Actual Signs You’re A Baby Boomer
– You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
– 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
– You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
– You watch the Weather Channel.
– Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
– You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
– Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
– You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
– You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
– Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
– Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
– You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
– Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
– A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
– You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
– 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
– You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
– You read this entire list, looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you, but, can’t find one to save your life.
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