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The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

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The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers


Scenario 1:


Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.


1957 –
Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

2009 –
School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:


Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

1957 –
Crowd gathers. Mark wins.. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

2009 –
Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.



Scenario 3:


Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers


1957 –
Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 –
Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability. Jeffrey later successfully sues the school board, principal, and teacher. The suit is settled out of court for an undisclosed sum that is well in excess of 6 figures.


Scenario 4:


Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt..


 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers


1957 –
Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.


2009 –
Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.



Scenario 5:

 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.


1957
- Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

2009
- The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:


Pedro fails high school English.

 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers


1957
- Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.



2009
- Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher.  English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given
his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario 7:


Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

1957 -
Ants die.
 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers

2009
- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents — and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario 8:


Wally falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Nancy.
Nancy hugs him to comfort him.

 The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers


1957 -
In a short time, Wally feels better and goes on playing.


2009 -
Nancy is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison…  Wally undergoes 5 years of therapy.

We hope that you saw some humor in “The Difference Between 1957 and 2009 for Baby Boomers” but also realize how messed up things have become. What a difference 52 years make…

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