Very Funny Joke-Always wear Your Seat Belt
Very Funny Joke-Always wear Your Seat Belt
This old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he’s driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state patrol car behind him.
He says to his wife, “Quick, take the wheel! I gotta put my seat belt on!”
So she does, and right then the patrolman pulls them over. He walks up to the car and says, “Say, I noticed you weren’t wearing your seat belt.”
The rancher says, “I was too, but you don’t have to take my word for it- my wife here is a good Christian woman, ask her; she’ll tell you the truth. She doesn’t lie about anything.”
The cop says to the wife, “So? How about it, ma’am?”
And the wife says: “I’ve been married to Buck for twenty years, officer, and one thing I’ve learned in all that time is this …you never argue with him when he’s drunk.”
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