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Very Funny Jokes-15 Reasons You Might Have A Coffee Addiction

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Very Funny Jokes-15 Reasons You Might Have A Coffee Addiction

-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

-You sleep with your eyes open.

-You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

-The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.

-You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

-You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

-Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

-You chew on other people’s fingernails.

-The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

-You’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

-You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

-You can jump-start your car without cables.

-You don’t sweat, you percolate.

-You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

-You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

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