Very Funny Jokes-15 Reasons You Might Have A Coffee Addiction
Very Funny Jokes-15 Reasons You Might Have A Coffee Addiction
-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
-You sleep with your eyes open.
-You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
-The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
-You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
-You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
-Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
-You chew on other people’s fingernails.
-The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
-You’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
-You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
-You can jump-start your car without cables.
-You don’t sweat, you percolate.
-You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
-You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
Very Funny Jokes-15 Reasons You Might Have A Coffee Addiction
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