Very Funny Jokes-Then Adopt A Dog
Very Funny Jokes-Adopt A Dog
If you want someone who will eat
whatever you put in front of him
and never say it’s not quite as good
as his mothers…
…then adopt a dog.
If you want someone always willing to
go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want…
…then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who will never
touch the remote, doesn’t care about football,
and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies…
…then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is content to
get on your bed just to warm your feet
and whom you can push off if he snores…
…then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who never
criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally,
perpetually…
…then adopt a dog.
BUT…On The Other Hand…
If you want someone who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you,
runs around all night
and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…
…then adopt a cat!
OK Baby Boomers, you thought I was gonna say…marry a man, didn’t you?
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Lol very funny , try posting few more jokes like this ,…