Cucumber Assault In Church at Local Louisianna Parrish

Cucumber Assault In Church at Local Louisiana Parrish…it might as well have been the OK Coral, with this cucumber assault. I have never heard of it…fighting with cucumbers.

In Lehigh Acres, Deputies were called to a Lehigh Acres Church Saturday afternoon after a reported cucumber assault took place.

Timica Pinder told deputies she was picking up free vegetables at Lehigh Christian Church at 50 Bell Boulevard around 1:30 p.m. when another woman at the function got mad and whacked her in the back of the head with a vegetable…a cucumber, no less…

The Cucumber Assault In Church at Local Louisianna Parrish turned ugly when Pinder turned and threw her own cucumber at her alleged assailant, at which point church members asked both battling cucumber women to leave.

The other woman was identified by another person at the free vegetable event and deputies went to her home to talk about what happened.

She said she had collected a number of vegetables in a box when Pinder started helping herself to her vegetable stash.

The woman said she told Pinder to get her own vegetables, and Pinder slapped her…leading to the cucumber bash.

She told deputies she wasn’t interested in pursuing the case because it was “nonsense.”

All I can say is that, “I am glad that they were not giving away 2×4′s.” The out come would not have been the same.

Cucumber Assault In Church at Local Louisianna Parrish…Should have never happened, these where grown women acting badly over free produce.