The Purina Dog Chow Diet

The Purina Dog Chow Diet

Yesterday, I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Hannah, my wired haired fox terrier, (shown in the picture) at our Pet Smart and was in the check out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

So, since I was bored, I decided to have a little fun at her expense. I told her that no, I dodn’t have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I probably shouldn’t, I continued, because I’d ended up in the hospital last time.

I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was giving it another try.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

The food is nutritionally complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds….I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was, by now enthralled with The Purina Dog Chow Diet and were contemplating running back to the dog food area.

Horrified, this woman asked, if I ended up in intensive care because I’d been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s butt and a car hit both of us.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Pet Smart has banned me from their store won’t let me shop there anymore. Oh well, their loss!

Personal note…my dog Hannah does not eat Purina Dog Chow…I cook her dog food every night. I do not trust the dog food business.

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