Very Funny Joke-Time is Relative
A fellow went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So the fellow decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.
“What you should do is go out and buy a late 70′s or early 80′s model Dodge Pickup,” said the Pastor. “Then go get married to the meanest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma.”
The fellow asked, “Will this help me live longer?” “No,” said the pastor, “but it will make what time you do have seem like forever.”
We hope you found some humor in “Very Funny Joke-Time is Relative.” There are more very funny jokes in our Joke Section.
Related Posts:
"
"
"
Comments
One Response to “Very Funny Joke-Time is Relative”Trackbacks
Check out what others are saying about this post...[...] Baby Boomer Advisor Club|Baby Boomer Health and News placed an interesting blog post on Very Funny Joke-Time is RelativeHere’s a brief overviewA fellow went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So the fellow decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do. “What you should do is go out and buy a late 70’s or early 80’s model Dodge Pickup,” said the Pastor. “Then go get married to the meanest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma.” The fellow asked, “Will this help [...]