A Very Funny Diet-The Coping Diet For Women
A Very Funny Diet-The Coping Diet
Only women can understand this one (sorry guys). This is a specially formulated
diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the
day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey’s kiss
Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)[Thus
helping with the hot flashes.]
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose
10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That
is why I had to pass it on; I couldn’t risk it..
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