Baby Boomer Very Funny Jokes-Now that I’m Older and Wiser

Baby Boomer Very Funny Jokes-Now that I’m Older and Wiser

* There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
* When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
* If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* A penny saved is a government oversight.
* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
* The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
* Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
* Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
* How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
* Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
* If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
* Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
* If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* Don’t cry because it’s over: smile because it happened.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
* Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.
* Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
* I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
* If not for STRESS I’d have no energy at all.
* Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
* I know God won’t give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.
* You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
* Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
* We cannot change the direction of the wind… but we can adjust our sails.
* If the shoe fits……buy it in every color (YES!)
* Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today

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