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Very Funny Joke-Baby Boomers Know They Are Getting Older When…

Very Funny Joke-Baby Boomers Know They Are Getting Older When…

- Everything hurts , and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work anyway.

- The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

- You feel like you really hung one one the night before, and you were in bed asleep by eight.

- You get winded playing chess.

- Your children begin to look middle aged.

- You join a health club and don’t go.

- You begin to outlive enthusiasm.

- Your mind makes contracts your body can’t meet.

- You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

- You look forward to a dull evening.

- Your favorite part of the newspaper is “25 years ago today!”

- You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

- Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.

- You’re 17 around the neck and 42 around the waist.

- You stop looking forward to your next birthday.

- Dialing long distance wears you out.
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One Response to “Very Funny Joke-Baby Boomers Know They Are Getting Older When…”
  1. Carol says:

    This joke is oh so true in so many many ways.

    It really makes me laugh.

    Thank you Thank you.

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