Very Funny Redneck Joke-MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
Here is a Very Funny Redneck Joke for you…
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
‘Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’
‘Yes. What can I do for you?’
‘I’m calling to report ’bout my
neighbor Virgil Smith….
He’s hiding’ marijuana inside his firewood!
Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hiding’ it there.’
‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house .
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.
‘Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd….
Did the Sheriff come?’
‘Yeah!’
‘Did they chop your firewood?’
‘Yep!’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’
(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)
Hope you enjoyed the Very Funny Redneck Joke-MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD. Just a little Redneck humor or Southern humor. It is great to laugh at one’s self.
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I think that this is really funny because if doesn’t make sense don’t fall for the story but I guess we are so desperate to find illegal drugs the drug enforsement officers will do anything.
I guess the man will be arrested for making a false police report? I really don’t know how that works.