Catholics are Driven CRAZY by BBQ
Living together…Catholics and Jews joke…
A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood.
Every Friday, the Catholics are driven crazy by BBQ.
While they’re morosely eating fish, the Jewish neighbor is outside barbecuing steaks.
So, the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism.
Finally, after many threats and much pleading, the Catholics succeed.
They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and
says, “Born a Jew, Raised a Jew, Now a Catholic.”
The Catholics are ecstatic.
No more delicious, maddening smells every Friday evening.
But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood.
And the Catholics are driven crazy by BBQ aroma again…
The Catholics band together and all rush to the Jew’s house to remind him of his new diet.
They see him standing over the cooking steak.
He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying, “Born a cow, Raised a
cow, Now a fish.”
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