This Weeks Bad Things or This Weeks Good Things
This Weeks Bad Things…or This Weeks Good Things, YOU decide…
Yes, Baby Boomers, it is “The Theatre of the Absurd.” Introducing your BBAC Host, Mr. MartiniMan.
This Weeks Bad Things go from a Church in Jacksonville, Florida, Burning Tons of pornographic reels of film, that they bought…Making them the Church with the largest collection of pornographic material.
Then to San Antonio, Texas, you get A Car Wash. Were you used to be able to get your car poorly washed, by girls in bikini’s. “Bikini Car Wash” that gave the words “do you want wax,” a whole new meaning. The car was has been changed to a “What Would Jesus Do,” “W.W.J.D.” Car Wash…It is hard for me to imagine Jesus in a car…but then, I often digress.
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From Fresno, California, you get “Bad Words” from a Middle School in Fresno California…a list was posted about vulgar sex acts and derogitory slang words…that are not allowed on campus..most of the children didn’t even know what they meant.
And it finally leaves you in stitches with an “80 Something Funky Fraulien,” “FNKY FRAULIEN,” rapping about her butt…you must see it, to believe it…
Good or Bad that is what is happening this week and for you to decide…here is the Video from CNN News…News of the Absurd…”The Theatre of the Absurd…”
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~The Baby Boomer Queen~
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Jesus might have a hard time driving with open-toed sandals. Personally, I don’t wear sandals, but I have worn my flip flops over to the McDonalds near my home for an Egg McMuffin a few times, and sometimes the gas pedal gets wedged between my toe and the flop (or is it the flip?). Now, I ‘m not sure Jesus has a valid driver’s license, but with all the straps on his sandals, he may have a tough time with the gas and brake pedal. Saviors should not be allowed to drive with other than dress shoes or sneakers.
That’s my Public Service recommendation for the day.
Shoes for Saviors, I tell you!
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Now, on the subject of Hot Chicks in Bikinis. I’m not sure they sell bikinis in Alaska, but if they do, I bet a certain someone would be washing cars.
Check out the soon to be released “Who’s Nailin’ Palin?” From what I understand the premise of the movie is a Russian tank breaking down in front of Sarah’s house, and of course she offers aid to the stranded soldiers. One thing leads to another, and you know what happens next **wink** **wink**