A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict

***COOL COMPUTER CAT***

OK…So, your friends tell you that you are a web addict.
Doesn’t everyone fall asleep with their mouse in their hand?
Doesn’t everyone have bread crumbs in their keyboard?
Here is “A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict.”
If you need a Web Addiction Sponsor…I am here for you…

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Here is a 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict…

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3. I will get dressed before noon.

4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7. I will read a book… if I still remember how.

8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and the Web will always be there tomorrow!