Very Funny Lawyer and Pope Joke-A Lawyer and The Pope Go To Heaven
A Penthouse in Heaven
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment.
The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn’t have the penthouse apartment, which is huge.
Saint Peter informs him that the resident of the penthouse is a lawyer.
“A lawyer,” says the Pope. “But I’m the Pope, surely I’m more important.”
“With respect Sir,” says Saint Peter, “We have lots of Pope’s up here, but we only have ONE lawyer!”
How about a joke book, to make people like you…everyone loves the funny person at a party.
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