Funny Classified Ads

It’s amazing what some people end up printing in newspapers.

Check out these funny classified ads…

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Stock up and save. Limit: one

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and
smacks included.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll
never go anywhere again.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting~off~head illusion. Blue Cross
and salary.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.

And now, the Superstore…unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
unrivaled inconvenience.