Good Lawyer Jokes for Baby Boomers

Baby Boomers…It’s Time to Get a New Lawyer When…

- The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high~five each other.

- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

- He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.”

- He picks the jury by playing “duck~duck~goose.”

- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

- Every couple of minutes he yells, “I call Jack Daniels to the stand!” and proceeds to drink a shot.

- He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

- Just before he says “Your Honor,” he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

- Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, “Whatever.”

- He giggles every time he hears the word “briefs.”

- He begins closing arguments with, “As Denny Crane once said…”

And Baby Boomers, my favorite:

- He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla vs. Mothra.