One more STUPID blonde joke
“Revenge by Gunshot
Distraught, a young blonde woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger she drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun.
She then shows up at his apartment unexpectedly, slams opens the door, and sure enough he’s naked in the arms of a beautiful redhead.
This angers her. Furious, she can no longer control her emotions. She opens her purse and pulls out the .38 handgun she bought earlier. As she takes aim, grief overcomes her and she points the gun at her own head.
“No, honey, don’t do it!” yells the boyfriend.
“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next!!!”
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You Are Blessed… (www.blessedco.com)
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness…
You are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation…
You are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep…
You are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace…
You are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.
If your parents are still alive and still married…
You are very rare, even in the United States.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful…
You are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.
If you prayed yesterday and today…
You are in the minority because you believe God does hear and answer prayers.
If you can read now,
You are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.
~~ Author Unknown ~~