THE DOGS PRAYER TO GOD…

TO: GOD
FROM: DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘ Chrysler Beagle’?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug~of~war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.

8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house…not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a ’squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?

Programmer gets convicted of wifes murder…

A software programmer was convicted Monday of first~degree murder for killing his estranged wife, whom he contends may be living elsewhere.

Hans Reiser was convicted of killing his wife, Nina, even though no body has been found.

Nina Reiser disappeared more than a year ago after dropping off the couple’s children at Hans Reiser’s home. Her body has never been found. Read more

Healthy Blueberry~Lime Margarita

Summer is here and I will be posting FAST and HEALTHY recipes.

Here is a tasty, easy, great frozen concoction:

Servings: 2 intimate servings
Total Time: 10 minutes
Ease of Preparation: Easy
Health: Low Calorie, Low Sat Fat, Low Sodium, Heart Healthy

Ingredients for Blueberry~Lime Margarita:
2 cups ice
1 cup frozen blueberries
1 cup blueberry nectar
1/4 cup seltzer (or diet 7up)
2 tablespoons frozen limeade (adds zing to this stellar blueberry margarita
1 tablespoon lime juice (I prefer key lime juice!)
3 ounces tequila , optional, as with the worm
3 lime wedges
Coarse salt (being on a salt free diet, I skip the salt!) Read more

The Scientific Ideology (verses) The Creationist Ideology

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Support our TROOPS…say Thank you…

If you support our troops then you need to watch this.
The Baby Boomer Queen DOES NOT endorse the war in ANY way, rhyme or reason…but I do support our troops. Read more

Add STEAM…Boost ANTIOXIDANTS!

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