Icon William F. Buckley dies at age 82…I hope he wrote his own OBIT…
William F. Buckley Jr. dies at 82
From NEW YORK, William F. Buckley Jr., the erudite Ivy Leaguer and conservative herald who showered huge and scornful words on liberalism as he observed, abetted and cheered on the right’s post~World War II rise from the fringes to the White House, died Wednesday. He was 82.
His assistant Linda [...]
The Buttocks… …joke…humor…
The Buttocks….
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the Husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny.
So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body That [...]
Raul Castro succeeds his brother Fidel Castro as President of CUBA…Fidel is out…or is he???
Raul Castro Succeeds Fidel as President of Cuba
From HAVANA, Cuba, Fidel Castro’s brother, Raúl, was named president of Cuba on Sunday, preserving a nearly half century socialist dynasty that brought free schools and health care to all Cubans as well as political repression.
The decision by Cuba’s national assembly formally ends the storied reign of Fidel [...]
Cannibals food…guess who’s coming to dinner…? …joke…humor…laughter
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary.
I’ve baked ‘em,
I’ve roasted ‘em, I’ve stewed ‘em,
I’ve barbequed ‘em,
I’ve even tried every sort of marinade.
I just cannot seem to get them tender.”
The second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”
The other replied, [...]
Male assertiveness…self esteme… …humor…joke…
Male assertiveness
Freud
A mild~mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The [...]
Drew Peterson’s third wifes new autopsy is released…follow the money!
In BOLINGBROOK, Illinois, the family of a missing Illinois woman has an “eerie feeling of dread” after a ruling that her husband’s previous wife was a victim of homicide, a spokeswoman said.
Investigators have said Drew Peterson is a suspect in the disappearance of his fourth wife, Stacy Peterson.
The October disappearance of Stacy Peterson, the [...]
The Generous lawyer… …joke…humor…or reality…????
Generous lawyer
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a [...]
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