…FAINTING Goats..oh my…get the Fainting Couch ready!
Myotonia is the condition that causes Fainting goats to stiffen and/or fall over when startled. This condition is caused by a combination of recessive genes. Fainting goats can show varying degrees of myotonia. When startled some will fall to the ground with their entire bodies perfectly stiff and rigid. Others will only stiffen in their [...]
KISS those ALLERGIES Away!!!
Kiss the Sniffles Good-Bye Need another reason to kiss your man? We have one to pull you through the upcoming allergy season. A passionate kiss is probably the last thing on your mind when allergies make you (or your partner) a sneezy wreck. But one study suggests that a make-out session might be good medicine. [...]
Light up your crack pipe with a McNugget!
Run Chicken Little…the sky is falling…the sky is falling… Lighter fluid in Chicken McNuggets I just got this fabulous book The Omnivore’s Dilemma – it’s must read for anyone who knows nutrition’s important, the key to continued health. Here’s a excert from it… “Al Nye points us to The Omnivore’s Dilemma, which contains this tasty [...]
…WOMEN who Read…
The WOMAN and the Warden… One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.He pulls [...]
???…GOLF Problems…!!!
Golf Problem The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you… And the fast people always end up behind you… ************************************************* Hello Baby Boomers…I actually got a GOLF Trophy…I used to work for PepsiCo and they were always giving us Golf Extavaganzas…only at Bowling an I worse! My [...]
…NEWS FLASH…The War in Iraq…
The Statistics are still raising…our troops are still getting maimed and killed…bring them home safe! ***NEWS FLASH***NEWS FLASH***NEWS FLASH***NEWS FLASH*** The U.S. Senate today passed a war spending bill that would require U.S. combat troops to leave Iraq by the end of March 2008, ignoring a veto threat from President Bush. *********************************************** BRING OUR TROOPS [...]
Doctors bill…rasies eyebrows…or blows your top off…
Fighting Mood Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.
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